Mums say the funniest things

This is an actual and real conversation I just had with my mum. Honest.

Ma. So, I'll meet you at the station?

Me. Yep, I'll be there.

Ma. Ok, wickedissemo!

Me. Umm, yeah. Ok then.

Ma. I mean cool. Cool beans

Me. Goodbye mum.

Ma. umm, goodbye love.

Dear Lord.

{Monkey portraits by Jill Greenburg}